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[Man speaking indistinctly on TV]

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<i>Dr. Roberts will revisit the session</i>

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<i>to evaluate the symbolic
things of your waking life.</i>

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[Music]

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[Bell dings]

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May I help you?

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- I'm here to see Dr. Roberts.
- Are you with the police?

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- N-No.
- I.R.S., FBI?

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I-I have a 2:00 p.m.

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Um, It's kind of hard
to find the place.

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Do you have someone picking
you up after your procedure?

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- Uh, no one knows I'm here.
- Perfect.

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- Reason for visit?
- I saw the television commercial ...

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- Um...
- Depression, anxiety, going vegan?

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- No.
- Childlike frame?

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- What?
- Self-conscious about your weird mouth?

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Uh, I think I'd just rather
discuss it with Dr. Roberts.

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- Okay. Sure.
- Yeah, great.

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Okay, just let me see your wrist.

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You are patient 88.

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And go ahead and fill out
this waiver and form

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as quickly and honestly
as possible,

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and we'll call your number
when we're ready.

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Okay.

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- Patient 88.
- Yeah?

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- We're ready for you.
- Oh, I didn't get to ...

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That's okay.
Right this way.

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Joey: This will help with your session.

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All outpatients take it.
Trust me.

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- Thank you, doctor.
- [Chuckles] I'm not a doctor.

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But that's the goal.
Fingers crossed.

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[Music]

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- 88? This way.
- Yeah.

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[Title music]

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<i>"Dream Corp LLC."</i>

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<i> sync and correction by f1nc0
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Loser!

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Go ahead, put the gown on,
have a seat, and Dr. Roberts

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- will be right with you.
- Uh, I think I made a mistake.

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<i>Hello, patient!</i>

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Aah!
[Chuckles]

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Careful, Jumpy Jimperson.

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You don't want to get out
of that chair once you sit.

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Trust me.
[Chuckles]

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Wow.
You have the whitest teeth.

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Jesus Christ!

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You like hunting?

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- Uh, no.
- No? Okay.

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So, what brings you in today,
little guy?

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Uh, I've been having
some issues romantically.

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- You know, physically.
- Mm-hmm.

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- In your tender breasts, or...?
- No, it's, um ...

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- Is it, um ... all right, it's here?
- No.

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- Is it down here?
- Yeah. Yeah.

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- All right.
- So, do you think it's some ...

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Shh.
I'm gonna take your pulse.

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Well, I will let the doctor
know you're here.

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He's trying to play pool
with a rope.

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- Huh?
- Ding-dong.

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<i>Seems like I'm not the only one
with a 3 1/2-inch floppy.</i>

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Welcome, patient.
I'm Dr. Roberts.

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You've met our lovely intern,

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my associates Randy Blink
and T.E.R.R.Y.

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Oh, this is Hammond,
uh, um, something or other.

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and he's our nurse.
He'll get you started.

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I'll be right out there with you.

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- Cheeto?
- Uh, no, thank you.

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- Forgot one signature.
- Oh, should I read that?

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<i>T.E.R.R.Y.: The terms of service state</i>

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<i>you understand the risks
involved with this procedure,</i>

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<i>that you agree Dream Corp LLC</i>

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<i>will record and own
your dreams for eternity.</i>

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- Just say you agree.
- Just say I agree?

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<i>"I agree. I agree."</i>

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Brain map is clear.
All lobes, all day.

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So, patient 88,
[echoing] impotence is ...

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[Feedback]
[Screams]

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[Coughs]

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So, the impotence
is a common issue

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we've helped many patients with
in the past.

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You're gonna
want to put that gown on.

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- No, I think I'd rather keep my clothes on.
- Up to you.

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Let's see what
you're working with here.

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Hmm?
[Grunts]

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[Coughs loudly]

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You didn't want to take
any pills for this?

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- Cialis?
- I did, but they stopped working,

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and now my ankles
have just swollen up.

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Whoa!
Wilford Brimley!

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[Clears throat]
Okay, a little pinch.

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Aah!

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Randy: P.O.V. cameras are in
and activated.

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Like my anus beads.

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Okay, looks like
we're ready to put you under.

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It's gonna get pretty weird now.

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- Say, "Ahh."
- Ahh.

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- Occupation?
- No.

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Roberts: Once you start dreaming,

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we'll be able
to guide you directly

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to where your issue
is hiding and re-wire it.

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- Re-wire it?
- It's amazing, right?

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- And they want to shut us down.
- Who does?

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Let's calibrate you.

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Man: Uh, d-doctor...

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I-I think I made a mistake.
I-I...

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[Chuckles]

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That's the third
pant-piss this week.

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<i>T.E.R.R.Y." "I think I'd
rather keep my clothes on.</i>

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<i>I think I'd rather
keep my clothes on."</i>

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[Chuckling]

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Patient 88,
[distorted voice] can you hear me?

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Yeah.

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Walk straight ahead for me.

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Stay between
the blue and the red lines.

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Aah!

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Look to your left.
Tell me what you see.

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It's one of those ...
one of those sign spinners.

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Uh, I hate those guys.

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[Beeping]

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<i>T.E.R.R.Y.: Oh, my God,
all right, so, last night,</i>

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<i>Randy and I watched patient 12
sleep for like six hours.</i>

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<i>Then I went online,</i>

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<i>became an ordained minister,
and married them.</i>

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<i>Look at it. Check it.</i>

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<i>- That's legal.
- Congratulations.</i>

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Uh, what about your lovely wife?

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- I got divorced.
- You left the building?

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- Nah, texted her.
- Well, what did you say?

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Uh, "I haven't seen you in 15 years.
I don't love you."

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- Two texts.
- Well, I'm happy and sad for you.

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[Screaming]

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Hammond! Hammond!

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- Sedation!
- Comi-i-i-i-ng!

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Comi-i-i-i-ng!

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88, can ... can you hear me?

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[Distorted voice]
Can you hear me?

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Why? Is everything okay?

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[Normal voice] Yeah, no,
I-I was just thinking about you.

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[Sighs]

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88, where are you now?

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Man: I think I'm in high school.

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88, what's for lunch?

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[Distorted voice]
Smell her lunch.

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[Distorted voice]
 Happy birthday to you 

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? Happy birthday to you ?

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She's actually really nice.

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? Happy birthday ?

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? Happy birthday ?
[Laughter]

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Don't let them
push you around, 88.

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[Normal voice]
It's only your mind.

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Ah. I'm going in.

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Joey: Doctor, it says here

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future turning to adolescence
in this nerd

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displays a classic case of
social anxiety

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and feelings of inadequacy ...
No confidence.

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Also, the eyes on his plate
suggest a recent semination ...

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- personally, professionally, or both.
- It certainly does.

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I actually didn't hear
a word you just said.

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But I'm sure
it was very important.

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You're doing a wonderful job, Joey.

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Thank you, doctor.
[Chuckles]

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[Monitor beeping]

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Birthday boy.

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Oh, Christ!
[Music]

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Take a breath, 88.

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[Reverberating] Cool.

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Look at me. Look at me.
Look at me.

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Run away like that, you'll
wind up getting us both killed.

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- Killed?
- That being said, you'll be fine.

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- So, who is this lovely gem?
- I-I don't know.

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You're too short to be broke.

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- Oh, it's my girlfriend, Denise.
- Mm-hmm.

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88, what is Denise
trying to tell you?

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Doctor, patient 88's
credit card was declined.

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So...
what should I do?

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Can you just rub it on your
shirt and swipe it again?

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88, focus.

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It's my uncle ... Uncle Joey.
Wait, doctor...

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- Uncle Jesse?
- Roberts: Randy.

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[Computer beeps]

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Uncle Joey.

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[Distorted voice]
Dave Coulier from "Full House."

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[Laughter]

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May I make love to Denise?
Someone has to.

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Man: Yeah. Why not?
Thanks, buddy.

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- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- 88, stick up for yourself.

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Why? He's famous.

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Ohh!

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Denise: [Moans]

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Stick up for yourself, 88.

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[Animals calling]
Thank you, brother.

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I'll now have another goeth
with your fairest of ladies.

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I will tend to thy mother.

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Anything for you, brother.

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Aah!

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[Groans]

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Welcome back.

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I told you to wear the gown.
Just curious ...

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do you happen to have
any other form of payment ...

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uh, Bitcoin, gold chains?

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His lack of employment
has unearthed

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a deep-seated insecurity
from his childhood

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that's carried over
into everyday life ...

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his schlubby appearance,
a lack of self-confidence. [Sniffs]

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- Mm-hmm.
- I have a prescription for you.

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What is it?

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- It's a job.
- Where?

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- Here.
- No.

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A job will do wonders
for your confidence.

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It'll help you make boners.

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Plus you got to pay your bill.
[Chuckles]

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Doctor's orders.

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Welcome aboard.

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Randy: Um, listen, if
you're just gonna throw those

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sweat pants out, I'll
take them off your hands.

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- I'll let you know.
- Hmm.

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Soon, or ...
Oh, not ... Okay.

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Joey: You've unearthed
some deep issues today.

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We'll be sure to e-mail
you a report. Oops.

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Now, make sure you park
in employee parking.

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- Don't let anyone see you.
- On an empty stomach.

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I'll add those to your tab.

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Now, do you have time
to take a brief survey?

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How likely would you be

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to recommend Dream Corp LLC
to a friend?

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- Likely? Not ...
- Not likely.

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<i>? Whoo! ?</i>

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[Music]

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<i>Hammond: See you Monday, 88.</i>

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[Horn honks]

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